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Cock Leggings.
They’re leggings with cocks on them. Thought you should know. http://baskosters.com/webshop/product/cock-or-your-legs (Courtesy of the lovely @SilverDreams on Twitter)
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The Mentioning of Unmentionables: Bad Customer Service
A business is hard to run. There’s always a million little things going wrong, employees not communicating correctly, understocking and other annoying issues to contend with. That being said, even the...
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The SugarlipsProject: Sweet Release is on Board!
I’m pleased to say that Sweet Release is the first company to step forward and be a part of the Sugarlips Project. They were kind enough to send me a bottle of both the male and female pills, so it...
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I’ve Been at McDonald’s. A lot.
Inevitably when I vanish off grid for a bit there are interesting stories. Sadly, they are never of the “I won the lottery” or “I discovered a rogue pack of delicious cupcakes” variety. They are almost...
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Hey Potential Cancer – Suck It!
Not me, but my recently ex-smoking hubby, ToySir. Shortly after I penned my last entry, we found ourselves in the Emergency Room to deal with what we thought was another round of the kidney stones my...
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Project Sugarlips: Sweet Release for Him & Her!
The nice folks at Sweet Release were kind enough to send two bottles my way – Sweet Release for Him and Sweet Release for Her - for my ongoing Sugarlips project. Life has been ridiculously...
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Sex Toys and Perception
A while ago, I noticed a few “daily deals” sites cropping up, dealing in sex toys. As a toy enthusiast and a marketing lover, I was thrilled with the idea – I’m all about Groupon, so why not extend...
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New Video Review! Purple Power Pump by Pipedream Products
I was going to do another vibrator review, but being that I have no AAAs currently in the house, I was abruptly halted. Instead, I decided to give a tip of my hat to the fellas with a penis pump...
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Switching it Up
For those that are new to toychickery and don’t know my backstory, in a nutshell I found myself abruptly out of a 7 year relationship/engagement when he left me for another woman three years ago. Three...
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Checking In
Hello, my much-loved readers. Your ToyChick has been overwhelmed by the “real world,” which is decidedly less sexy than the comfy little spot I’ve carved out here on the web. My husband ToySir and I...
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Article 2
Please Note: I am not responsible for comments, commentators, who links to what here, and what they say about those links – I’m just a humble wordsmith, telling my story. Five years ago, I answered a...
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Pen to Paper: How to Be a Bitchin’ Blogger
Hello everyone! I understand there’s a substantial amount of you out there that are newly stumbling out of a certain bad community, and aren’t sure where to go from here. It’s time for a little thing I...
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Herbal Hodgepodges and Body Shaming
The myth of “loose” genitals is a cold war threat in the bedroom, constantly lurking behind oversized lovers and appetites, hiding behind that massive dildo or a recently birthed child. To hear the...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week REVIEW: Absolute Naughty Sex Kneepads
It should come as no surprise to those that know me to admit I have a genuine passion for the “unusual” in the adult arena. My foot vagina, despite being laden with phthalates and scaring the bejeesus...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: Promoting Bands Through Sex Toys?
The Rammstein Dildo Set was an odd little blip on my radar a few years back – I initially shrugged it off as a shock-value thing, but later learned that the individual dildos were molded from / based...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: The WHAT?? Dildo Edition
Okay. Guys. Those of you who follow me on Twitter are already aware of this because I could no more keep this under wraps than a cat can resist indignantly licking itself after you pet it. I am not...
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Sex Toy Review: Erotic Love Slime Bath from Sweet Evil Industries
I enjoy making messes in enclosed and/or easily cleaned spaces. Massage oil on a tarp? I’m on it. Water balloons outside? Yep. Combine it with sexy time and a relative reassurance that none of the...
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Weird Sex Toys O The Week: My Little Pony Sex Toys Edition
A Quick State of the ToyChick Address: Hello, dear readers – I’m sorry I’ve been MIA. To make a (very) long story short, life in TTC-land is anything but rosy. ToySir – who I’m now going to call...
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Fellatio Had The Night Off…
Cheers to the woman who got hers onstage via oral sex at the Dead Kennedys Concert. There’s a whole lot of surprise (exhibitionist) fellatio in the world but not a whole lot of the other way around....
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The Fleshlight Vagina – In the…Flesh?
You’ve likely seen or experienced the vagina Fleshlight firsthand. It looks something like this: Yep. That’s a vagina alright. Fleshlights, once removed from their plastic casings ala a hermit crab...
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