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Humans + Honey = A Sticky, Sweet, Beautiful Collaboration
I had to share this with you all. Despite certain tactile phobias (newsprint, the dryness of sand and powder, sticky or oily sensations on the skin that I can’t immediately wash off if I choose to) I...
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Let’s Talk About Butts, Shall We?
I am not into butts, personally. Cheeks, external curves, aesthetics, definitely – but not many things go into my individual butt, because it’s just not my thing. I have, a time or two, put things in...
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Schrodinger’s Romantic Partner
When is a girlfriend not a girlfriend? When she is actually a conglomeration of countless freelancers that exist, hive-like, to draw out the banal narration of a day’s worth of your texts. Ditto for...
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Period Sex as a Selling Point
I found this little article about a period-sex enabling feminine hygiene product very interesting, and wanted to share it with you, dear readers. I’ve noticed my own libido goes through the roof when...
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Mighty Wand Vibrator Review – Thanks CastleMegastore.com!
This toy was provided to me by CastleMegastore.com in exchange for a review. Thanks, guys! TL;DR Sex Toy Video Review The first thing you’ll notice about the Mighty Wand vibrator is the controls – or,...
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BWild Deluxe Bunny Vibrator Review – Thanks BSwish!
This toy was provided to me by BSwish.com in exchange for a review. Thanks, guys! TL;DR Sex Toy Video Review Okay. Bunny vibrators. We’re all pretty well versed in them by now, yes? In the event you’ve...
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1-900 Siri?
This just in: water is wet. In a revelation shocking to no one except diehard under-rock dwellers, men have apparently been using the A.I. iPhone assistant Siri to engage in dirty talk. I suppose it’s...
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Weird Sex Toys O’ The Week: Mystical Creature Parts Edition (Unicorn Horn...
I’ve touched (har!) on unicorn horn dildos in previous WSTOTW posts, but ya’ll – there have been developments on that front. While I don’t think I’ll ever stop being super sad that Whipspider...
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A Vibrator Music Video & Fat Love
I really loved this tongue-in-cheek video about the evolution of vibrators. I have an old friend back in New Hope, PA that runs an interesting store called Teardrop Memories. It’s full of Victorian...
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On the Fucking of a Malachite Dildo
My cousin – and bless the fellow outcasts of my family for being as weird and perverted as I am – shared this with me this morning. As with most sexual weirdness-tangentially related things, I...
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